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Hi yall I'm being super lazy so instead of finishing the chapter I had planned I'm doing this :33

Dw tho I have school off Thursday and Friday this week so I'll def do at least one full chapter, maybe two!

Anyways yahhh :33  (mostly probs from my memes board on pintrest lol)

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Kokushibo: The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. 

*minutes later* 

Koku: Omg!! Muzan!! :::3

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Muzan: Anyways sorry for being mean and gay.... Actually, I do not care.

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Muzan: I like to think that I'm a million percent straigh- *sees Koku* SOME PRETTY DUDE! I WOULD KISS HIM RIGHT ON THE LIPS HE'S SO PRETTY!

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Muzan: We should invest in an army of (demon) llamas

Kokushibo: Why...?

Muzan 1) They spit, which can be a good weapon

               2) We can ride on them. Also very useful for battle.

               3) They're soft and we can put hats on them

Kokushibo: Let's do it

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Koku: What do you say after you kiss someone 😭😭😭

Muzan: Don't forget to like and subscribe and hit that bell!

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Muzan: ksb rn

Yoriichi: what

Yoriichi: You kill yourself

Muzan: WHY

Yoriichi: I assumed you misspelled the acronym and you literally just told me to kill myself

Muzan: I told you I was kissing your brother

Yoriichi: YOU WHAT

Muzan: He says he loves me more than you btw.

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(if they lived 😭)

Muzan: Finally, you've entered the digital age and gotten a smartphone!

                 How is it?

                 Love?

                 Helloooooooooooo?

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