One incorrect quote that I forgot to add

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Okay I'm currently on my iPad and it's late but I couldn't stop thinking of this so here we are 😭

Also this would be modern au 

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Muzan: okay so I've been talking to Koku for a few weeks and I think I'm ready to ask him out! 

 Uta (who if u don't know she's yoriichi's wife): y'know that's great and all, but I heard he only likes guys with purple hair 

*muzans hair turns purple* 

Uta: uh, how you gonna change your entire self for a boy bro- 

Muzan: bro. I heard he has a TWIN BROTHER. 

*uta's hair turns purple* 

Uta: see See that's a different story- 

Muzan: that's what I'm SAYING-

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