032 // DILUC HATERS ONLY

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TUES JAN 21 3:01 P

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TUES JAN 21 3:01 P.M.

The Child

Jean kicked me in the back of my knees today

Diluc

Is your nose broken?

ME

You probably deserved it.

The Child

Wtf

ME

I'm not lying.

Diluc

Well?

The Child

I feel like an old man now

ME

Because you are.

The Child

You're so annoying

Diluc

That's not the answer to my question

The Child

What are you, a teacher?

Wait nvm

Diluc

Think before you speak dumbass.

The Child

:(

Kaeya

I wish I had it on video.

ME

You had one job.

The Child

At least I don't have grey hair

ME

I could pay her to break your knees next time.

The Child

Do you guys hear something?

ME

You really are turning into an old man if you already have hearing issues.

Maybe Jean already did the damage for us.

The Child

Please shut up.

ME

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