☻ billieeilish
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billieeilish: don't wanna treat you welluser2: MISS YOU
zoedonahoe: ❤️
user3: SO PERFECT
august: pretty lips
comment liked by billieeilishgabriellewinters: I've been looking for that ring, did you steal it?
↳billieeilish: borrowed it
↳user3: lmao billie 😭stephanie: okay side profile
user5: august's comment I'm dying
antisocialeilish: wow I'm obsessed with you
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☻ august
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august: sleepyykai: you look so beautiful even when you're sleeping
↳ august: it's a talentharrystyles: do you just not have any clothes?
↳ august: not when you're in my bed ;)
↳ harrystyles: you irritate mebillieeilish: come sleep in my bed
comment liked by augustuser2: damn
stephanie: jealous of how perfect you are
↳ august: shush you're perfecttap to load more comments
billieeilish via ig dms
hi baby
do you have your managers number?omg hi
of course ***-***-****I want you in my next music video
really???
yes
are you down?1000% holy fuck
what we doing?it's gonna be me, you and a couple of other girls
orgy?
LMAO hell yeah
nah it's just gonna be us hanging out with cameras there lol
like a girls sleepoveroh my god I love this
stephanie is coming too
my manager will sorry everything out with your manager
so you just need to bring your fine ass to the house
and we'll talk details laterwhy me??
tf you mean why you
I want hot girls
and you
are a very fucking hot girl
plus I know you got a lil crush on me
I see your comments 👀and I see YOURS lil horny ass
I don't have a crush on youliar
I don't
I'm straightHAHAHA
that was hard to type lmao
I bet it was lol
i prefer women anyways
as you should
there's nothing good about menfacts
lil fruit cup
so uh I watched me before you
and I'm currently sobbing into my dog
why did you do that to meyou said you weren't going to watch it
now look at you
listening to me
we makin progressI'm so sad
why did will have to die 😭
louisa could've made him so happyhe could barely move
are you telling me you'd want to live like that
you wouldn't be able to do anythingstill
he should've lived for louisaif you were ever turned out like will
i'll be your louisa
i'll shave your beard and everythingwell that isn't gonna happen
because i like walking thank you
and feeding myself
and sex
also wtf makes you think i have a beard when you know I'm a womanhey i'm not one to judge
if you did ill still kiss you
even if it felt like kissing a mani'm not kissing you
wtf
whybecause me and my beard don't want your crusty lips
we'll go elsewhereKISS MY ASS LOSER
YOU ARE READING
call me back | b.e
Fanfictionbillie eilish texts the wrong number and never expects her to discover the real identity of the weirdo sending her messages.