Aka the lamest person ever; I write phanfiction instead of having a social life. Literally. I'm not even kidding anymore.
Please love me.


Disclaimer: so I suck at updating I'm aware and like when I say suck I mean I suckity suck to the nth dimension suck and that is a lot of suck basically definitely don't expect regular updates in fact pretty much assume anything chaptered is on hold but I swear I am working on everything it just happens v v slowly bc a) no time anymore (thanks uni) and b) struggling with eternal writer's block I'll get there one day people pls b patient but like no one rely on my fics I'm always open for chatting tho so hmu I don't bite
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What a kinky way to start the new year....69 followers hehe  welcome all, oral sex is available upon request 
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