Sage Jones

If anyone bothers to even read this I figure I should tell you a bit about my self. 

~One I swear when I laugh I almost piss my pants every time and it sounds like I've sucked in too much helium, true story
~If there is one pet peeve I have it's getting to 200 something reads on a book and having 2 votes and 1 comment. Dear my reader fucking comment already thank you!
~ I've been through a lot of shit so when I make a decision to be gruesome in my stories don't message me and say 'eww' or 'why' 
~ I don't update regularly, when you see one just read and comment on it and then we'll be done 
*ta-da* 

Please read one of my stories or add them to your reading lists? I mean if you read it great but if you don't leave me a comment anyway, call me an asshole I mean I don't care at least I know you read this✌️
By the way my name is Segal but i dont think anyone of you know how to actually pronounce it but if you care its (Say-Joel) 
have a good night/day