At Church Sunday School...
Vatican: Poland!
Poland: *snoring cuz this lil potato asleep*
America: *casually poking Poland cuz schools boring*
Vatican: Who created us?
America: *pokes Poland too hard*
Poland: *wakes up with a start* Lord Almighty!
The next day...
Vatican: Poland!
Poland: *once again, asleep*
Vatican: Who gave us breath in our mothers womb?
America: *pokes him too hard*
Poland: *wakes with a start* Lord Almighty!
The next day...
Vatican: Poland!
Poland: *asleep*
Vatican: What did Eve say to Adam after they had two children?
America: *pokes Poland too hard*
Poland: *wakes with a start and turns around, facing Ame and glaring daggers at him* If you stick that thing in me ONE more time, I'm gonna saw it in half!
