"Pick a book that will help you make friends with your dorm mates," her Uncle Hamlet said, only for the plan not to work. Hermione simply isn't into gossiping like her dormmates, of anything they say and doesn't see that changing. Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter. On top of fulfilling a prompt for the Untold Forty collection this story is the next story in Not So Muggle Moments which is a remix of the second story, "Year One: Even Dracula Thinks This is Insane" Muggle(born) Moments with this being the reaction remix. All of these remixes involve the addition of my headcanon of Regulus being Mr. Granger, which in turn means he is alive an well. See notes at the bottom of the one-shot for what elements from the one-shot shaped what I did in my own story. Prompt: In canon we see Hermione interacting mostly with Ron and Harry, but for this story have her interact with one of the unloved forty instead (writer's choice of course). It can just be platonic or the writer can choose to ship, but their relationship should be the main focus of the story.