Peter Parker- 15, Spider-Man, a hopeless bisexual and in need of a father. Harley Keener- 16, a southern gay, and in need of someone to protect. Tony Stark- a father, immortal as he likes to say, in desperate need of some kids to fuck up his life. Or Peter and Harley meet under bad circumstances and fall inlove. Only their hopeless asses are too dumb to realise.